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Who will help train your gang all the while taking ‘good’ care of your men?
Who has the nicest body…suits in the biz?
Female Explosives & Munitions Specialists!
These skilled yet gorgeous gun-runners of the world not only know how to tear down an AK-47, M16 and a .45 Magnum AT THE SAME TIME in less than a minute, but they can also host some of the wildest after-victory parties ever!
C’mon, men! Where else can you find the hottest women who can not only talk about and list every gun in the world, but can chug a keg of beer and then successfully set up explosives WHILE BLINDFOLDED…and then later ‘field strip’ you AND your weapons?
That’s right! FEMS!
These hot babes are what you and your organization need! Professional gun-running and munitions training for any and all at a fair price in today’s market! What’s more is that if you do business with FEMS today, we’ll even throw in a free 10-hour after-party the likes of which you’ve never seen, all hosted by our hot FEMS agents!
Don’t be one of those stuffy ‘all boys gangs’! Hook up with FEMS and ‘integrate’ some of the hottest weapons (and women!) into YOUR operations!
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Call 1-800-555-FEMS to speak with our sultry female munitions experts now!
Choose FEMS and we guarantee you’ll have a ‘rifling’ good experience!
Raised from age 5 as a gun-toting only-child of an ex-mercenary mother and father, Rose McClellan learned early in life about weapons and how to use them. She also learned that she was just as good as any man in combat. She also learned that her sex and her body were as much a weapon as an AK-47 machine gun. By the time she was 16, she was already running guns and weapons for her parents all over the world to the highest bidder. In that time, she also leaned dozens of forms of combat; martial arts, boxing, wrestling, judo, savate, and of course - Gun-Fu (martial arts using ranged weapons).
By 18, she was recruiting women from brothels and street corners, offering them a home and money if they wanted to learn her ways and become weapons masters in their own rights. Knowing how to 'work men', they women became a powerful worldwide gun-running operation, making incredible profits. When Rose and her "FEMS" as she called them ran into their first super-powered hero, they killed him on the spot, with little effort. Empowered, Rose changed her name to "Lady Femtastik" and has since continued her enterprising business. Now about 20 years old, for what she lacks in experience, she makes up for in skill and business acumen. This bodacious woman is not only a titan of black market weapons, but she can easily kill you should you cross her...suffice she doesn't seduce you to death...